TAIWAN GIRLS = UGLY?
J 0 S E P H TS4Y: UGLY GIRLS THOUGH
kwidine: too bad for you huh
J 0 S E P H TS4Y: the thing though is like
J 0 S E P H TS4Y: 90% of the girls
J 0 S E P H TS4Y: are pretty hot
J 0 S E P H TS4Y: from the back
J 0 S E P H TS4Y: or from the neck down
J 0 S E P H TS4Y: so EVERYWHERE it's like
J 0 S E P H TS4Y: omg omg hot??!
J 0 S E P H TS4Y: EW FUCK
GREG TEACHING ME BIOLOGY.
Greg: Where did life come from?
Greg: GET OUT!!
(insert many hypothesis I came up with, including cells)
Greg: Where did the cells come from?
Christine: From bacteria? From water? From eukaryotes? From prokaryotes?
Greg: Eukaryotes are multi-cellular organisms, prokaryotes are single-cellular organisms, and bacterias are cells.
Christine: A bunch of cells just combine to make a human!
Greg: Well, we weren't always humans...
Christine: Okay, so we came from the monkey cells.
Greg: So, where did bacteria come from?
Christine: Germs? :D
Because she is my sister and, therefore, one half of me.– The Other Boleyn Girl
SHIT, MISSED THE BUS.
So Greg and I got ready to go to school, and we decided to make sandwiches so we can study at the library after class… and making those sandwiches made us late! We just needed to cross the street to get to the bus stop, but the bus left before we crossed the street. So we just ended up going back to his apartment and decided to study there today instead.
SIGNING UP FOR FALL08 CLASSES.
So I get Steph (who is in Fremont) to wake up to help me with my 8:00AM registration. I woke up half an hour earlier to make an ideal schedule… and when she started registering for classes for me, she found out that all my classes were closed. ALL of them! Eff my life, seriously. So she just helped me sign up for random classes… and I have to wait until September to see if I can get...
So I did end up sleeping at 4:30AM, but my hair was still a little wet. At least it didn’t look really ugly this morning, haha. Greg woke up to go to the bathroom around 11, so I did too. And we finished watching “There’s Something About Mary” before waking up the rest of the people. Then we went to eat Fuji’s. Thank goodness there wasn’t a line… I’m...
So today, Greg and I woke up… ate a typical white breakfast: eggs and bacon with orange juice. And then we went to a “garage sale”, which was really an apartment sale because we don’t have garages here. Greg got four stools for 20 bucks. Sweet deal. And then we came back and watched The Office until Toe, Trisha, and Jack came over. We walked and grocery shopped for dinner,...
THE NAME OF THE FISH IS LUPE FIASCO.
Christine: OMFG lupe fiasco died =(
Christine: i am soooo sad
Christine: it got stuck in the filter or some shit
Stephanie: at first i was like "OMG?! i missed out on celebrity news?!.. oh wait, your fish."
Did it fucking drown?– Greg, talking about our dead fish baby.
CLEANING UP THE APARTMENT.
So Greg and I spent the whole afternoon cleaning his apartment. His apartment-mates are so gross. Anyways, we vacuumed, washed the floors, wiped everything, threw out all the expired food, washed the bathroom, etc. It was a lot of work, but it looks so much better now that it’s clean.
You are the only person that can make my heart beat faster and slower at the...– The Hot Chick
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer, but wish we...
A GIRL BUTT-SHAKER.
So we went bowling with Steph and Calvin tonight. And after ten minutes of bowling, this group of people (4 guys and 1 girl) start playing in the next lane. The girl is SO obnoxious. Like it was pretty embarrassing. After every time she hits some pins, she stands there shaking her butt to the people who were sitting behind the bowling area. And she KEEPS on doing it. So obvsiouly, me and Steph...
A BAG OF GRAPES.
So today, Greg and I got into a fight about a bag of grapes. He wanted “fresher” grapes, so he put a bag into our cart, thinking it was still on sale. I didn’t even look at the price because I thought he looked already. So after the scan, it was eight dollars, and I asked him about it, and he just shrugged or whatever. We ended up leaving with the eight dollar grapes, and I told...
He told me, “If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl like you I would have...
FIRST BIS2A LECTURE.
Before we went to class, Greg took me to the Registrar Office to get my ID card… instead of “Undergraduate”, it actually says “No Degree Sought”. Weird, I guess I get another ID card for the fall! My picture wasn’t too bad, so I’m happy. Then we walked forever to the biology lecture. There was so many people. -_-’ The professor seems like a new guy....
Today at school they told me to write down what I wanted to be when I grew up. I...
jasondjaw: everyone at the party was asian and white though
jasondjaw: so it was like an oreo
SUMMER BREAK IS OVER! :(
What the heck, I can’t believe I’m in Davis… ready to take summer classes tomorrow. Well, I’m not ready, but I have to go to class… Wednesday: Woke up early to go get a physical. And I can’t remember that far back what I did before this date… hahaha. Thursday: Ate lunch with Bonnie and Joseph at the Tofu house around Irvington. Then we chilled at YoSwirl...
She walks upstairs yelling and waving a big stick at 6:30AM. She basically bitched about how my brothers didn’t finish some homework she assigned them yesterday. And then she comes into my room to bitch at me and Steph. FOR NO REASON. What in the world? Well, okay, she bitched about the “bad things” that we do, like watching television all the time or going out with our friends....
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...
And the weather so breezy. Man, why can’t life always be this easy?– Kanye West
Sometimes the things you complain about most are the things you care about most....– Boy Meets World
So there’s this boy… and i would tell you about him, but then you would fall in...
I already knew I got three A’s, but I was just waiting for my Chemistry grade. So I checked today, and I got an A! 4.0 for another semester, haha. If only I can keep this up!
Don’t cry for a guy, let a guy cry for you. Because girls give and...– One Tree Hill (Brooke)
So last night, I was looking at puppies for sale, and the yorkie and maltese puppies are so cute! I got Steph all excited, and then I found out that Greg had a little plan set up before we get a puppy. Totally killed our excitement. Anyways, I mean, I guess he’s right, we do need to save up a lot of money for the equipment, food, deposit for apartment, shots, hospital, license, etc. I wish...
THE MEANING OF A "SEAT".
christine says (7: 54 PM): why is there a seat for me??
greg says (7: 54 PM): cuz they bought it?
christine says (7: 55 PM): what??
greg says (7: 55 PM): and when i say seat i mean a reservation for you to attend and eat the thing
christine says (7: 55 PM): lolol i know what i seat means
greg says (7: 55 PM): soooo
greg says (7: 55 PM): yea just to clarify, its not a chair
christine says (7: 55 PM): hahahahahh
You should never beg anyone for crumbs of affection, when you deserve to be...
JUST SIR-ED TO UC DAVIS.
So after many days of deliberation… I’m an Aggie! I thought I would regret it because I’m giving up a really good opportunity going to UC San Diego. But I actually feel pretty relieved for so many reasons. I’ll still be close to home, I get to live with my sister, my boyfriend is there, and it’ll probably be easier for me academically. At least I won’t be lonely...
SIR-ING TO A SCHOOL.
Christine: Wouldn't it be funny if I missed the deadline and didn't SIR to any school? Hahahah
Greg: Yeah, it'd be funny. But you wouldn't be laughing...