My life has become dedicated to helping others who are struggling with issues of the heart, so please pass this along to anyone who needs guidance. Take what I say with a grain of salt. I’m human— not perfect. But my heart is in the right place (and, hopefully, I can make a few people laugh).
With that said, here’s my list for hopeful romantics to “get `er done”:
1. We will not be desperate. You heard me. Live your life; enjoy your passions. Put the cell phone down, and stop texting. For the love of God… let the guy pursue you.
2. We’ll give “Mr. Nice Guy” a chance and stop dating the player. Please cease and desist from giving away your goods to a man you barely know.
3. We’ll teach Nice Guy a few of the player’s bedroom moves. Passion is fun, after all.
4. We will not shave our legs before a first date. We need a little insurance policy. You know what I’m talking about.
5. We will engage in PDA. When we’re not in church, all deals are off!
